What Will Happen, When Authorities Run Out Of Money
- Uladzislau Akhromenka
- 21.03.2017, 19:39
- 3,907
The most realistic forecast.
And I know what will happen next.
The state will run out of money. At all.
And then everyone will get a bag on.
First, cops will get wasted. They will be sucking vodka with beer, smearing tears, listening to the "Russian chanson," and complaining to each other about stupidly wasted lives. Then the KGB stuff will get drunk, moreover, on the third day of the booze, they will rush to sell state secrets to the foreign intelligence service, and to the opposition – their secret-service cases. Shunevich with Vakulchik will be getting a load-on somewhere in an office for at least a week, will necessarily have a tiff, after which one of them will shoot the other. Yarmoshyna and Davydzka will drink up to the complete intoxication, Vitsia and Dzima will get drunk, too, and even Kolia will swap out his golden gun for a light drink.
There will be only one thing left for water-drinker Lukashenka: to get pissed as a newt.
And then smart and sober people will finally come to power in Belarus.
Uladzislau Akhromenka