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‘A Professor Preobrazhensky Will Come To Counterstand Our Sharikov From Drazdy’

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‘A Professor Preobrazhensky Will Come To Counterstand Our Sharikov From Drazdy’

How Belarusians offer to treat Lukashenka and his entourage.

During a working meeting with the Minister of Health, Lukashenka said that Belarus spends “unacceptably much” on the purchase of medicines abroad - $ 500 million a year.

Charter97.org has already discussed this statement with the famous Belarusian documentary filmmaker Yury Khashchavatski (“Yury Khashchavatski: Lukashenka Needs Folk Medicine”) and professional doctor Alena Tserashkova (“Alena Tserashkova: Our Officials Do Not Use Belarusian Medicines”).

The theme caused vivid discussion among the readers of our website. Here are the wittiest comments for your attention:

“Luka the Evil spent $ 540 million on the European Games, $ 200 million - on a Boeing with a golden toilet seat,, $ 100 million - on his new hospital, and $ 800 million - on his new residence. The dictator has no more money to buy imported medicines for Belarusians, too expensive, $ 500 million.”

“If all the officials used only domestic drugs (including the author of this absurd initiative), many of them would have become disabled or died. And they seem okay, sitting on their high posts.”

“Here is a piece of advice to Lukashenka and his gang - people, go treat yourself with Belarusian medicines, or Russian as well, and we’ll see how sound you will be after such treatment.”

“Time to wake up and treat Luka the Evil the way he deserves!”

“There are no medicines in the whole world that can cure him. They haven’t been invented yet.”

“What did this Key Pharmacist of the Republic of Belarus treat his brain stroke with? If he used the same medicines they give to the people, we would have lived in a civilized country for a long time. We would have long forgotten this historical art expert of the pharmaceutical, scientific, sports literature and enlightenment.”

“If your head hurts, drink brilliant green paint.”

“You wanted alternative - here come Belarusian starch generics as import substitution.”

“There will come a Professor Preobrazhensky to our Sharikov from Drazdy”.

“The leader needs electric shock treatment!”

“Belarusian officials not only use no Belarusian medicines, the healthcare providing commissions issue prescriptions for foreign medicines for them free of charge. I saw such a client in a pharmacy myself - he wanted to receive some drugs, but they were not in the assortment. They suggested he went to some other pharmacy, he asked for a substitute of the med he needed, and they said, like, your prescription is for a specific medicine, it is free, and you will have to pay for a replacement. He refused.”

“Our pharmacology professor says there’s no such thing as Belarusian medicines. They buy the cheapest ingredients in India or China, and this is how it’s done.”

“I hear the same thing from doctors and pharmacists all the time: “No not save money, buy imported drugs if you want to cure yourself or your close people. Belarusian medicines are almost all useless.”

“We don’t want to pay such big money for packaged flour and sodium,” the readers of Charter97.org summarized.

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