‘It Requires Certain Talent To Testify To One’s Helplessness, And Paranoia’

The best illustration of Lukashenka's decree would be a fragment from the film “Stalin’s Death”.

The “Nick and Mike” Telegram channel analyzes Lukashenka's decree in case of his death.

1. Preamble. Sorry, but it sounds like a cheap pretentious obituary or epitaph. If there is awareness of something there before generations, then it is better to just leave now, and not try to rule after death from the grave.

2. Further, it is not clear what to introduce - a state of emergency, or a martial law. Probably, if external aggression, then martial law, if something else, then emergency. The funny thing about this is that, again, it is directly admitted that the Bulbaführer's armed forces will not be able to restrain external aggression for the time necessary to at least introduce martial law before the death of the chieftain.

The same is true with terrorist attacks and other violent events - it is understood that if someone really wants to kill the blue-fingered guy, then this will happen before the special services can blink and introduce a state of emergency. Indeed, it’s not the same as to catch philologists on thought crimes, or prevent garbage attacks.

Again, a frank admission that all the fictional assassinations are nonsense of the inflamed collective consciousness of the oldman and the junta.

3. Further, it is naively assumed that if the scenarios described in the document come true, then external aggressors will dump immediately after a successful assassination attempt, and potential conspirators, after success, will simply disperse to their jobs. Otherwise, how can you think that after such events the Security Council will meet and decide something? Somewhere in a parallel reality, perhaps. However, the junta has long been living in some of its Belarus from the TV.

4. Voting and decision making procedure. The best illustration of how it will be in reality would be a fragment from the film “Stalin’s Death”. What secret ballot? Which vote and which Security Council in principle? They will scatter like real rats.

5. Judging by the measures that are supposed to be introduced, the blue-fingered guy has already been killed, and last year, since all this has actually been operating in the country for a year (from the prohibition of mass events to patrols on the streets typical of curfews).

In general, the design is extremely flimsy, internally contradictory and funny on the outside. Everything stipulated by this document may take place for a short time, if the blue-fingered guy “goes on an indefinite sick leave”. In other scenarios, this is nothing more than a legal monument, or rather a gravestone.

Let us remind once again that the document contradicts the Constitution, gives some powers to an unconstitutional body, and was issued by an illegitimate usurper. However, Josie heard that in the near future the anti-constitutional commission will “suddenly see the light”, and will propose to take this bullshit into account in the new edition of the constitution. And it is this that will become the only significant amendment to the “already perfect document,” but which has no application in practical life for a long time.

So, it takes certain talent to testify to one’s own helplessness and paranoia. Congratulations, our officer's widow once again whipped herself. The fascism in the form of Lukashism is precisely like that - kolkhoz-style, without brains and aesthetics.