Reptilians From Nibiru Planet to Blame for Inflation in Belarus?

That's exactly the opinion one can get after reading the statements of the authorities.

Letters to my daughter telegram channel writes about who is mostly to blame for the collapse of our economy.

- Our government is good. It’s active but a good one. Their previous anti-crisis plan has not even cooled down yet, and they are already promising you a second one. And you know that the second plan will be even better than the first one, don't you? Prime Minister Golovchenko said it on Friday.

Well, it's true. People have made a great job. It took 15 pages to list all the points of the first plan. So I believe the second one should ensure at least a 3.6 per cent increase in item production. To cover all sorts of minor economic woes.

Because you know what the main practical point of these plans is, don't you? One has to write them. The more plans there are, the more good people will be engaged in necessary and useful work and will not be optimized through nonsense like budget cuts.

The main thing is to come up with plans so that new ones are needed for every single item afterwards. Just imagine how many people would be busy making lists of "critical imports". Not to mention the lists of "specific projects to create joint import-substituting production facilities in the territory of the Union State". That is, there are no goods and productions but lists.

So we have a good government. It is very active. If nobody bothered it, it would be quite good. But one bothers. The West is in the way with its sanctions. An ally is in the way, promising money and not giving it, because he does not have any more. And I am almost sure that the reptilians from the Nibiru planet are also somehow making a mess with their invisible cosmic rays.

But it's the ungrateful population, of course, that gets in the way the most. You know, the population is a great evil to the government. It's making sugar or eggs disappear. On Saturday, the Minister of Finance said that the population was pressuring the financial stability because they wanted to buy hard currency. The words of a real minister, who got to the bottom of the delicate nature of the financial markets.

And the only person who went further than the minister was Prime Minister Golovchenko, who said that inflation was psychological in nature. You might have thought that inflation is in the shops, where the government raised the price of sugar by 40 per cent, or in the ticket offices of Minsktrans, where ticket prices went up. Or, let's say, in the utility bills that grow higher every month. Well, no. Inflation is not in the shops, inflation is in our heads. You just need to start visiting a therapist.

And the government has nothing to do with it. The government has a plan. The government has two plans, and I'm pretty sure a third one is about to come.