Belarusians ensure food safety of Venezuela (Photo)

“Venezuela” coffee has come into market in Minsk. People are arguing on the web whether it is safe to consume it.

“On my way home late at night I bought a pack of ground coffee “Café Venezuela” (8,350 Br) produced “in the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela”, as is written on the pack,” budimir, a blogger, writes. “And it has been produced not just so, but “with the aim to ensure food security and for the sake of motherland’s independence.”

“Essentially, this coffee could be drunk only with one aim – to ensure food safety of brotherly Venezuela,” was the conclusion of the “coffee-tester”. “It’s totally impossible to use this coffee for other purposes. The issue of this powder’s origin is doubtable surely, but I have a version: it has been swept together under decks of some ships, and it was completely neglected when roasting”.

“The most amusing thing is,” the blogger writes, “that it is written on the package that it is raw coffee. But in this case it is not coffee powder, but sawdust dyed brown, swept together in carpenter's workshop, not under decks. Anyway, life is too short to drink a beverage which is as bad,” strikes the balance the author of the message.