For The Attention Of Zakharova

They bring such weird people to Africa.

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov again went to Africa. This time to Kenya. He already arrived in the capital of the country — Nairobi. And Zakharova is there with him.

In 2022, Lavrov traveled to Egypt, Ethiopia, Uganda, and the Republic of the Congo. In 2023, he visited South Africa, Eswatini, Angola, Eritrea, Mali, Mauritania, Sudan. And then there's Kenya.

What we don't understand is what are the results for our country of Sergey Lavrov's previous visits? Economic, political, cultural. Are there any benefits for Russia?

It seems that all these costly trips of Lavrov to Africa are undertaken for the sake of one thing — to demonstrate that “we are not isolated”. That is, it looks like another imitation.

By the way, this is something for the attention of Zakharova. Connoisseurs of Kenya recommend trying the local chang'aa alcoholic drink, the main components of which are maize and sugar. It is said to be so strong that one could die from tasting its fiery flesh (but Zakharova is well-trained and is sure to endure a lavish tasting, impressing the locals). Meanwhile, for Sergei Viktorovich we can recommend a soft drink — pombe (beer), brewed from sugar, millet or bananas. They will taste it, and tell Putin about it in Moscow, since he is now restricted to leave because of an arrest warrant, even to the friendly countries of magical Africa. This will be the main result of the voyage, which will be included in the diplomatic chronicles of the sunset of Putinism under the name “visit of chang'aa and pombe”.

Nature in Kenya is beautiful. The animal world is diverse: elephants, rhinos, giraffes, lions. They will probably show the animals to Lavrov and Zakharova. There will be some well-fed lion, lying on a branch, lazily looking at the newly arrived, squinting, thinking: “Who are these supposed to be? What does it smell like from them? Alcohol, right? The man in the suit seems to stand firm, while the woman sways and almost falls. They bring such weird people here for us to look at.”

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