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NEXTA: Ridiculous Order Received By All Police Departments

NEXTA: Ridiculous Order Received By All Police Departments

The phrase "the case is stitched with white threads" has a direct meaning.

Another ridiculous order "For official use" is received by all the Belarusian internal affairs bodies: Belarusian policemen are strictly forbidden to use staplers to stitch together these very cases, NEXTA blogger writes on his telegram-channel.

From now on, all the materials of duty officers, juvenile officers, police officers and other employees must be stitched strictly according to old standards - with needles and threads. The order does not specify only with white threads or other colors are allowed.

To put it mildly, the Belarusian policemen did not like the initiative - from now on they have to stitch together even documents of 2-3 pages. This innovation has caused lots of troubles to district policemen, who may inspect dozens of objects a day, and which have already turned into sewing shops.

By the way, the Ministry of Internal Affairs did not issue threads and needles. Therefore, poor policemen, interrogators, juvenile inspectors and operatives ask their "clients" - suspects, witnesses and victims - to bring them.

The reason for idiocy, the Belarusian police informally reports - industrial injuries. Allegedly, someone from bosses injured himself with a stapler. Now everyone suffers, and the phrase "the case of stitched up with white threads" has a direct meaning.

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