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Apparatus' Conspiracy: Lukashenka Was Planted a Note, from Which He Almost Got a Heart Attack

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Apparatus' Conspiracy: Lukashenka Was Planted a Note, from Which He Almost Got a Heart Attack
Photo: TASS

After reading the report on the real state of affairs in the country, Cockroach began to hiss.

Recently, the self-appointed old man held a show at the National Olympic Committee, where Lukashenka replaced Lukashenka. The show, by the way, was so-so.

But few people paid attention to one important detail - the old man was hissing from the very beginning of the meeting. Although usually, the voice breaks down in the second hour of the monologue, the Nick and Mike Telegram channel writes.

We would venture to suggest that the reason for this was a very interesting document, which accidentally caught the eye of Nick. Through all the filters built by Mrs. Kachanava, a note about the real state of affairs in the country was laid on the table. By the way, the reality described in it is far from reality, but closer than the reality of Kachanava-Massandra's authorship.

But the old man freaked out even from reality at the first glance like a person with serious illnesses. Having shouted a lot and lost his voice (so much so that he had to hiss at the meeting of the NOC), the grandfather wrote only two words on the document: "Is it true ???"

According to Nick, the information bubble was slightly pierced in the OAC, which Kachanava pushed away from the old man a long time ago. However, the guys from this office are not at all thrilled to endlessly clean up after the rest. Therefore, now Kachanava and others down the list - Halouchanka, Tsertsel, and all other evil spirits - are looking for something to say. But everyone is afraid to the point of trembling at the knees. After such news, the unstable old man can break more than one club on someone's back.

To sum up: there is an apparatus conflict. Kachanava, like Caesar's wife, is beyond suspicion. Accordingly, following the logic of events, either the head of the abovementioned service or the same Tsertsel should be punished. Well, or Halouchanka. Under him, as evil tongues gossip, the chair has been shaking for a long time.

 

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